Are you a fan of cheesecake?
- It's to die for...
- Not particularly, but I do have a big sweet tooth!
- I don't like desserts very much
Are you friends with your neighbors?
- Sure! We get along great!
- Kind of...
- No, we don't talk
Do you enjoy a spot of gossip from time to time?
- Maybe, sometimes...
- Eh, I don't like gossiping
Have you been a little unlucky in love?
- More than a little... You have no idea!
- A little bit...
- Nope, it's all been roses for me!
Do you enjoy sharing stories from your past?
- Of course! Oh, the memories... "Picture it!"
- From time to time, with the right people
- No, I don't like to dwell on what's behind me
Do you think you could actually manage to live with a few strangers without tearing your hair out?
- I think it might be fun!
- With the right people... I could do it!
- No way, no how. Not strangers!
The Golden Girls were pretty old... but they were also pretty hip. They kept up with the times and Sophia even owned a Gameboy! Does this sound like you?
- I try to keep up with the times, but it ain't always easy!
- Nope... not me at all
- Hey... wait a second! I'm not old yet! But I plan on being hip once I get there!
You come home from a long day out on the town, dog-tired, and right away Sophia starts tearing into you with insults, calling you a "50 year old mattress." What do you do?
- I call her a raisin with sneakers!
- I ignore her... that's just who she is!
- I might be a little angry but it passes quickly...
- I get angry and upset... I don't like rude people!
Rose suddenly compares her ex-husband's uh.. "package", to that of a bull: "Boy, that bull would have been jealous!" You...
- Utter a sarcastic comment!
- Feel a little uncomfortable...
- Blush and run away!
Finally, the most important question: Do you WANT to be a Golden Girl?
- Sounds fantastic to me!
- Kind of...
- I think I'll pass