Have you ever opened the fridge and stared blankly at the jar of Mayo for more than 5 seconds?
Have you ever walked by your neighborhood deli and felt a pang of unexplained guilt?
- No, I'm pretty sure that was a pang of hunger.
- Yes. I believe I have.
When I say "slice", your first thought is:
After a dip in the pool, which word best describes how you feel:
In your fridge, bottles of ketchup, mustard and/or mayo are:
- Full and ready for action.
Have you ever considered the existence of "Sand Witches"?
- Are you being serious right now.
If your royal title was Lord Sandwich (not even kidding, Earl of Sandwich was real, Wikipedia it!), would you consider yourself lucky?
- Heck yeah.
Last question! Should the BrainFall writer who suggested and wrote this quiz be fired?
- Uh. Yeah.
- Spare him!