On any given day, how likely are you to consume bacon?
- Very unlikely
- Somewhat likely
- Very likely
Before taking this quiz, when was the last time you thought about bacon?
- More than a week ago
- I never really stop thinking about bacon...
- Within the past day
- Within the past week
Do you ever fall victim to ‘phantom bacon’ – smelling bacon that doesn't actually exist?
- That isn't real!
- Maybe once or twice...
- Thank God! I knew there must be others!
Do you save your bacon grease?
- I save it... but that's only because I can't drink it.
- No, but I'm intrigued by this idea...
- No, that's disgusting...
- Yeah, it can really add some flavor!
- If I saved all my bacon grease, I think I'd have to start giving away jugs of the stuff to my neighbors.
Turkey bacon is a healthful alternative to regular bacon. What are your thoughts on this product?
- Not a fan of bacon in any form, to be honest...
- It just makes me want to have real bacon...
- I like it!
- It's alright
- Turkey bacon offends me at the very core of my being
In some circles, bacon is celebrated on a level that is approaching the ridiculous. We have bacon vodka, bacon jam, and even bacon toothpaste. Don’t you think that this is... maybe… a little too much bacon?
- Eh, it's all in good fun...
- Yes, too much!
- I just feel blessed to be alive right now, in this day and age, when bacon is finally winning the respect it deserves!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Allow this image to speak to you, then. What does it have to say?
- I'm not hearing anything, sorry.
- It's saying, "If you eat me, you will be sick."
- It's... calling to me. Asking me to to devour its soul so that we may become one. That's normal, right?
- It's saying, "Hey, I probably taste pretty darn good!"
Since beginning this quiz, has your mouth begun to water? Is your mind already drifting ahead to your next fix of fatty goodness?
- Eh... yeah. I am feeling a bit peckish!
- Nah, don't be silly.
- I can barely stand it! GIVE ME PIG!