Goatee. Moustache. Soul Patch. Mutton Chops. Chinstrap. Scruff. How many of these facial hair styles have you attempted to rock in the past few years?
- More than two
What kind of music do you enjoy dancing to the most?
- I don't dance
- All sorts of stuff bro, I'm not picky
Tell me more about the beer you like to drink
- I don’t really like to drink beer
- The beer I like to drink comes in a thirty-pack, bro
- I love IPAs and other craft-brews, bro
- I brew my own beer, bro
How many life changing experiences have you enjoyed at Coachella/Burning Man/Festival of Your Choice?
- One: Bro it was amazing
- Two: Lightning struck twice, bro
- Three or more: I’m blessed, bro, to have these festivals in my life
Do you watch Entourage?
- Never heard of it
- Don’t like it
- It’s alright
- I own the DVDs, bro
How many BBQ’s have you attended in the past year?
- A few
- BBQ FOREVER BRO
Finish the sentence: Andy Samberg is…
- A genius
- A douchebag
- I don’t know who Andy Samberg is
Have you ever seen a certain internet shock video involving a pair of girls with too few cups?
- Heard of it, but haven’t seen it
- Of course I’ve seen it bro
Have you reminisced about your first time viewing this video with your bros, recounting all your favorite moments in exquisite detail?
- Uhhh, Duh?? Of course I have!
Do you even lift?
- Not lately
- Of course I do, bro
- Bro, please. Do YOU even dominate??