What do you think about this little puppy, eh?
- Definitely don't need that in my home
- I'm afraid it might get into the wrong hands...
- I need to harness this power... yes!
The holidays are just around the corner. Yay?
- Yay! Time to relax!
- It'll be fun, if a little tiring...
- This is gonna get messy...
How best to describe your family's living room?
- Clean and orderly!
- A bit messy, but not too bad!
- Managed chaos...
- Did a bomb just go off in here?
How does a family reunion sound?
- Fun! I'd love to see what everyone is up to!
- I'll need to prepare myself, mentally...
- It sounds like this: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Dinner time! Where is everyone?
- At the table, ready to share their days
- At the table, ready to yell
- Probably watching TV
- That's... a good question!
How does this picture make you feel?
- In 10 seconds: Popcorn on the floor, grandpa yelling, children sobbing
- Faaake. No family could watch TV together like that!
- Makes me want to watch some TV with my family!
What's grocery shopping like?
- It's a team effort!
- Smooth sailing for the most part
- Solo missions work far better...
- Sort of like hell, thanks for asking!
TMI: Too much information. Does your family understand this concept?
- Absolutely, we respect boundaries!
- I reckon we may push the limit on occasion!
- My family would probably discuss my bowel movements in public
Would your family ever try to intentionally embarrass you in front of friends?
- They would do it with glee
- Nah... it's usually accidental
- Nope! We know better!