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Whatcha call homemade corn whiskey?
- White Lightning
- Mountain Dew
- Too damn strong
Where’s the first place y’ever swum?
- In a swimming pool
- In the ocean
- In a swimmin’ hole/river/crick
- In a washtub
What’ll y’do if’n a stranger comes a’knockin’ on yer screen door?
- I’d answer it
- I reckon I’d set my dogs on him
- I’d set out runnin’
- I reckon I’d put a load of buckshot in his behind!
Y’ever take a lungful a coal dust?
- Yep. And I blew it out this mornin’.
Whatcha do when y’hear a banjo?
- Run screaming
- Do a little cloggin’
- Grab my spoons and join in
- Look for Ned Beatty
What's the other, other white meat?
What’s the Tailypo?
- A talkin’ cat that’ll eat yer face off
- A talkin’ dog that’ll eat yer face off
- Absolutely real and scarier than hell
- I have no idea. A cocktail?
Y’ever had yer tail beat with a switch?
- Yep. And I had to cut my own!