How Redneck Are You?
We reckon that just about everybody has a little redneck in ‘em. It’s just a matter of how much! Y’see, you might have a secret addiction to NASCAR or you might have a tattoo of Dale Jr. on your chest! But to find out how redneck you really are, you best be fixin’ to take this here quiz!
Do you live out in the country?
- Born and raised!
- I may live in the city, but my heart belongs out in the wilderness
- Yes, but I want to move closer to the city
- No, I live in a city. Thank God!
Is there a gun rack in your home?
How big was the biggest fish you ever caught?
- I haven't ever caught a fish
- I don't remember, probably not very big
- Bigger than the biggest fish you ever caught!
Do you own camo clothes?
- Of course I do!
You ever go out muddin’?
- All the time!
- Once in a while
- No, not really my thing
- I have no idea what you are talking about
When I say "Pork Cracklins" or "Pork Rinds" does your mouth begin to water?
- Oh man! I love those!
- Not really my thing... but I like fried okra just fine!
- I don't like fried foods
- I have no idea what you're even talking about
What role does WD-40 play in your life?
- Couldn't survive without it
- It comes in handy from time to time
- It sits in my garage, unused
- I have no idea what WD-40 is...
When I tell you that I love dip, what image pops in your mind first?
- French Onion
Who is NOT a legendary professional wrestler?
- The Rock
- The Ultimate Warrior
- Ric Flair
- Twisted Hammer
Is NASCAR a real sport?
- Of course! The Earnhardt family is American royalty!
- Yeah, it is. I watch it sometimes
- It's a sport, but I don't watch it
- No, it's not a real sport
- I don't know and I don't care
Do you really care what other people think of your lifestyle?
- Yes, I care very much
- Only a little
- Not one bit!
Pick a pet!
- A mangy cat
- A trusty hound dog
- A toy poodle
- A possum named Dale Jr.
Do you own more than one t-shirt with the sleeves cut off?
When you turn on the TV in the morning, it’s already tuned to…
- Country Music Television
- Fox News
- The Gospel Channel
Do you own anything with the Confederate flag on it?
- Hell yes, son!
- Um… no
When you’re out for dinner, you’re at…
- The Waffle House
- Cracker Barrel
- A fancy restaurant
- The gas station
Your trucker hat has what on it?
- A John Deere logo
- A NASCAR logo
- A Budweiser logo
- A Tractor Supply logo
- Trucker hats are sooo last decade
What’s your favorite place to shop?
- The gun/bait & tackle shop (which can also be Walmart)
- Neiman Marcus
Does your favorite bar have a fish or an animal head hanging on the wall?
- It has both!
Does your house have a fish or an animal head hanging on the wall?
- It has both
When you and your friends get together it’s at…
- The bar
- The barber/beauty shop
- The local greasy spoon diner
- Yet another charity ball
Ever had or dated someone with a mullet?
Have you ever worn a tube top or dated someone who has?
- Can’t get enough!
Your drink of choice?
- A shot of Turkey and a Bud
- Whiskey and Mountain Dew
- Homemade shine
- Mimosas at brunch!
When you really need to relax you…
- Go fishing
- Put a real hurt on a bottle of something
- Get my truck muddy
- Take a spa day!
Do you own overalls?
- Heck yeah I do!
- Um… I’m not a farmer.
Which of these places would you most like to visit?
- Daytona Motor Speedway
You met your significant other…
- In rehab
- Through an online dating service
- At work
- At a family reunion
Have you done seen a UFO?
- I have not
- I have indeed
- Not only that… they took me up and probed me!
What’s for dinner?
- Beans and cornbread
- Something fried
- Probably a salad
- Hot Pockets