If you threw a costume party, which theme would you pick?
- Masquerade Ball
- Ugly Sweater
- Party of one, because I hate playing host
Time to break out the alcohol. Which of these do you favor?
- Water, please
Which of these potatoes tickles your taste buds?
- French fries
- Hash browns
Which continent would you love to take a vacation to?
- Europe; I just love the culture
- Asia; so many exotic places to discover
- South America; what an adventure
- Antarctica; the penguins, man, the penguins
When you're texting someone, you...
- Lol [poopface emoji]
- Always speak in full sentences, properly spelled
- Use something in between proper English and text speak
Someone just made a tremendously crude joke. You...
- Tell them off
- Tell one of my own
Have you ever pranked someone?
- Who hasn't? I do it all the time!
- Yeah, just silly ones every now and then
- Yes, and my pranks are elaborate and thought out