What Dinosaur Are You?
Few creatures can tickle the imagination quite the way dinosaurs do. And to be sure, we’ve learned a fair amount about their behavior through careful examination of the fossil record. But there is one question that scientists simply cannot answer: What Dinosaur Are YOU? Fortunately… we’re not scientists. So take this quiz and we’ll let you know!
As a dinosaur, you know very well that the world is a dangerous place. Any advice for the younger dinos looking to get started?
- Speak softly but carry a big stick
- There is strength in numbers
- No one is gonna give you anything… you gotta take it!
- Rome wasn’t built in a day… chill out!
Your friend scores you a coupon for an all-you-can-eat buffet. What are you piling on your plate?
- Let’s keep it vegan…
- Salad… with bacon bits
Whoa! You’ve won the dino-lotto! How you gonna spend the big bucks?
- A private jet — just what I need to get around in style!
- A yacht — I wanna sail the seas like a boss!
- A sweet pad with security guards — can’t be too careful!
- A live-in chef who knows how to cook security guards...
Which ironic dino nickname do you like the most?
- "The Long Arm of the Law"
- "Little Horn"
If you weren’t a full-time dinosaur, what occupation might you consider?
- Sumo wrestler
- Tour guide
- Fashion model
How would you best characterize your personality?
- Pleasant! (Just don’t get on my bad side…)
- Wicked smart… be prepared for anything!
- Laid-back… no need to worry
- A live wire…
What’s your biggest fear?
- Fears? I’m not really afraid of much, to be frank.
- Bad hair days
Do you play well with others? (Be honest!)
- That's... debatable!