What's the best fast-food chain, bro?
Favorite bro movie of all-time?
- Shawshank Redemption
- Fight Club
- Big Lebowski
- Animal House
Wow, bro. We’re at the COACHELLA festival. What are you most excited about?
- The music
- The chicks
- The herb
- I'm actually more into the Stagecoach Country Music Festival, bro
What's your favorite bro sport, bro?
- Tossing around the football
- Hitting the gym
The world would be a better place if more bros would just…
- Go to church
- Respect the power of the mighty SEC
- Invest in my future
You go bowling with your bros and score a lane next to some hot chicks. How do you impress them?
- Ask em if they puff and show off the herb
- Brag about your job/school
- Ask if they’d like to take a ride in your truck
- Offer some pointers on their bowling technique
Intoxicant of choice?
- Brown liquor till I puke
- Ridiculous amounts of weed
- Cheap beer
- I don’t party like that, bro
What might cause a fist fight with a fellow bro?
- Bro disrespecting me
- Bro loudly rooting for the wrong team
- Bro touching my truck
- I don’t fight my fellow bros, bro
How do you get to class/work every day?
- Public transport
- Every day? Nah, I don’t get there EVERY day,
You’re all set for an afternoon of bro-ing out with your bros. What are you guys doing?
- Watching TV
- Pre-gaming with some microbrews
- Watching college football and getting drunk
- Having a smoke and playin’ some video games