When you offer to buy a girl a drink, you get her...
- Whatever. All that matters is that you get your beer.
- Something mixed, like a sunrise or a pina colada.
- She said she wants some vodka; got to get the lady what she wants.
- Malt Liqour, you don't want her to get drunk.
- A shot, both of us can get tipsy and get crazy.
What do you first look for when fishing for a new girl?
- Mannerisms, the way she does certain things (i.e. the way she sneezes, blows her nose, etc.)
- Vulnerability, when you see this you can't help fall for the girl because you know you can help and protect her.
- Attitude, you're attracted to strong-willed girls that you won't have to babysit.
- Body, body, body, she's gotta have the whole package.
- All girls are the same, throw me something decent and I'm content.
Where would you go on a first date with your dream girl?
- A romantic evening where you get to know the gal and maybe some action after.
- In bed going at it from dusk till' dawn.
- A night out teaching the girl about your favorite hobbies and a nice dinner.
- A date where the girl wants to pay and takes charge.
- There is no such thing as a dream girl.
Which celebrity is closest to your ideal girlfriend?
- Angelina Jolie
- Jennifer Aniston
- Heidi Klum
- Kate Beckinsale
- Does it matter? I'd go with any of them, heck throw me all of them.
How would you explain your ideal girlfriend to the guys?
- She does as I want without me telling her I want it.
- She's banging from head to toe.
- Everything about this girl is cute, the way she talks, dresses, and how she laughs.
- She can take of herself, doesn't ask too much of me and we get along great.
- This girl is one of a kind, I'm her "go to guy" for anything and everything, I don't know how she'll get by without me.
Assuming you had more than enough money, what kind of car would you purchase for your ideal girlfriend?
- Something to keep her safe, like a Volvo.
- She wouldn't want me to buy her a car.
- Something sexy, like a Porsche.
- Something cute on a girl, like a Mini-Cooper.
- What kind of car she drives doesn't really matter, women are women, I'll just get her what she wants.
What kind of underwear would be most appealing to you?
- Underwear?! She won't be wearing them.
- The ones you buy for her.
- I'll be fine with anything she chooses to wear.
- Boy shorts are pretty sexy... on a girl I mean.
- G-Strings and Thongs, let's get it on!
Which scenario would make you feel like an accomplished boyfriend?
- She tells you not to worry because she can handle herself.
- She thanks you for all your help and wouldn't be able to handle life without you.
- She compliments you after sex.
- She waits for your call and won't call you.
- She explains how wonderful you are after a date.
When you do something "sweet" for your girlfriend you automatically assume...
- She probably won't even notice.
- She'll do something sweet for you.
- She'll love you forever in return.
- You're getting some.
- She'll forget about it in 5...4...3...2...1...
When dancing you like to...
- Get freaky.
- Go slow and easy.
- Follow her lead.
- Force her to dance with you, she thinks she's a bad dancer.
- Grind, grind, grind... all that's needed on the dance floor.
Your break-ups are usually a result of...
- She expects too much to be done her way and you're sick of it.
- The relationship just isn't what it used to be.
- Another girl you're interested in.
- She caught you cheating.
- You can't commit every part of everyday with her and the rest of your life is suffering because of her needs.
For her birthday, you get her...
- Sexy underwear from Victoria's Secret.
- Something practical that she might need.
- A special night out and you top it off with something you know she really wants.
- Some flowers and some chocolate, that's all a girl ever wants anyways.
- Something that won't offend her (i.e. cookbooks, cleaning supplies, etc.)