When it comes to travel, what is a big trip for you?
- I don’t leave the house
- A trip that lasts over a month
- A long walk around the neighborhood
What does 2 + 2 – 4 + 2 equal?
- Oh, please.
What’s your attitude about this whole reproduction thing?
- None of your business
- I think life would be easier if we were all hermaphrodites.
- I would like to have as many babies as I can.
How are you with a crowd?
- Not good. I tend to be a loner.
- Excellent. I work best in groups.
- Okay, but I need diversity.
What kind of swimmer are you?
- I don't like the water
- I swim alright.
- Really slow
- I swim well, and I can dive like nobody’s business
When attacked, you...
- Fight back
- Can I be the one doing the attacking?
In the equation: 29 - x = 13, what is 'x'? (No cheating!)
- What is that, algebra?
- x is a letter, stupid
Describe your eating habits.
- I graze throughout the day.
- Anything, I'm not picky.
- I only eat when I'm hungry.
- I’m on a mostly protein diet.
How do you adjust to freezing temperatures?
- Doesn’t bother me
- I'd rather be somewhere warmer
- I prefer mild climates
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