What's your least favorite household chore?
- Mopping the floor
- Taking out the trash
- I have a cleaning service
- Folding laundry
- Emptying the dishwasher
It's five o'clock and time to go home! What are your plans?
- Straighten up and make sure everything is organized for tomorrow
- Go home, pour a glass of wine and veg out
- Pick up dry cleaning, grab something for dinner, return books at the library, and then go home
- Microwave dinner and fall asleep in front of the TV
You have a big test tomorrow that you haven't studied for. What do you do?
- Hope the answers will magically come to me
- Go to bed early and hope for the best
- Organize my remaining time into study periods and self-quizzes
- Choose one section and study really hard. At least I’ll get full marks on that part!
What's your favorite conspiracy theory?
- The oil companies are hiding information about free energy machines
- The Illuminati have control over everything
- The British Monarchy is full of shapeshiftin aliens
- Comcast makes my Internet slow when I'm trying to Netflix
You’ve just been mugged! How do you react?
- Chase the dude down and get my wallet back
- Nothing. I’m in a state of shock.
- Try to take in every detail I can about the guy for the police
- Scream, wave my arms, and hope someone helps me
You're walking through the mall when you suddenly get a painful charley horse. What's your plan of action?
- I find a high spot and dangle upside down until it feels better
- Scream in pain and demand someone call an ambulance
- I meditate until it goes away
- I keep walking until the pain subsides
You're at your favorite hangout and you see an attractive member of the opposite sex. How do you approach them?
- I sit down close by and try to give off inviting vibrations
- I ask them to dance!
- I’m too shy to do anything
- I say hi, give my number, then move on to the next cutie a few seats down
You decide to look up your family tree. Who are you not surprised you're related to?
- Blake Lively
- Alexander the Great
- Richard Simmons
If you had a new nickname for when you were a kid, what would it be?
- Circus Peanut
Time to go grocery shopping!
- I prefer to browse the farmer's market on weekends
- Urban gardening for me. I grow my own food!
- I take my list, get what's on it, pay, and leave
- Is grocery shopping the same as ordering takeout?