What Zoo Animal Are You?
When Animal Planet just ain’t cutting it, most of us only have one other option available to us: The zoo! The diversity of the animals on display is truly staggering, and there is no doubt that some of us identify with some animals more than others. Doesn’t that make you a bit curious, then? See for yourself what zoo animal you are!
Feeding time at the zoo! How exciting is this, eh?
- Freaking awesome!@#!
- I can take it or leave it…
- I thought feeding time was... all the time?
Speaking of food… what sounds tasty right now?
- A big salad
- A fat steak
- Fresh sashimi
This world is a freakin’ zoo! You wanna get away for a little while… Where would you like to go?
- I've always wanted to see Africa...
- How about Asia?
- A cabin in the snow sounds good...
- Easy... fancy hotel with a nice pool!
Apparently, your handlers are keen to pair you off with a new lover. For you, what’s the ultimate deal-breaker?
- Too short
- Too timid
- Doesn't want kids
- I’m really not comfortable with “dating” in general
- A new mate? No deal-breaker! The more the merrier!
A human child is so excited to see you! He’s laughing and pointing! Why?
- I’m too freakin’ cute!
- Probably cuz I look silly and awkward… as always...
- My majestic aura has enchanted them
- Laughing and pointing at me? I’ll kill the SOB!!!
Which character trait do all the other animals envy you for?
- My regal air
- My ability to see further than most
- My determination
- My raw power
- My easy-going nature
What do you like to do for exercise?
- Exercise... what's that?
What is your most attractive trait?
- I'm tall
- I've got great hair
- I know how to dress
- I'm uh... "well-endowed"
- Actually, I don't think I'm gonna win any beauty contests
Would you say you anger easily?
- Yes, yes I do...
- I keep it together... but you don't want to tick me off!
- Nah... I'm chill!