Do you feel more comfortable on top or on the bottom?
- I like to be in control
- I'd rather just lay back and enjoy
Which of these foods would you rather bring into the bedroom?
- Whipped cream
- Chocolate syrup
Lights on or off?
- On; I like to be visually stimulated
- On; I won't know what's where otherwise
- Off; it adds to the mood
- Off; I'm uncomfortable with my body
After makin' whoopee , you'd rather...
- Eat, drink, or smoke
- Pass out
- Take a shower or bath
- Do it again!
In a perfect world, how much time would you spend on foreplay?
- Like 5 or 10 minutes; just enough to get us in the mood
- I don't know, like 30 minutes to an hour
- The longer, the better
- I'd prefer we skip it entirely
- What's foreplay? No, seriously?
How important is your partner's satisfaction and pleasure?
- It's just as important as my own
- It's more important than my own
- It's less important than my own
- I barely think about it, to be honest
Seducer or seduced? Would you rather initiate, or have your partner take the initiative?
- I don't have time to wait for them
- I want to be seduced
- It should be a give and take
What's your usual volume?
- I'm quiet as a mouse
- I make all kinds of noise
- I'm not quiet, but I'm not loud either
How about your partner? Do you prefer a loud or quiet lover in bed?
- I'd prefer if they keep it down
- Let's wake the neighbors!
- A little noise is good... but too much is just obnoxious
What would make your sex session even better?
- A little music
- Some mood lighting
- Toys or props
- An extra person or two
- Uh... all of the above!