What would be your boss' biggest criticism of you?
- I don't meet deadlines
- My lunch breaks are too long
- I ask for raises too often
- I flirt too much
- I don't take criticism well
What do you like LEAST about eating at restaurants?
- Having to tip
- Small portion sizes
- When they mess up my order
- Having to leave the house
Your house needs to be renovated after an unfortunate fire. How did the fire start?
- Grease fire
- I set it on fire - for the insurance money
- Too many candles in the bedroom
Your friends spent their Sunday helping you move. How do you thank them?
- I buy them dinner
- I give them an i.o.u.
- I don't, they know I'm grateful
- I say "thank you"
You accidentally spill red wine on your white shirt while you're out. What do you do?
- Down another glass and forget my troubles
- Leave immediately - I can't be seen like this
- Make a joke about my see-through shirt
- Cover it up with a napkin
Your ideal partner...
- Is attractive
- Is filthy rich
- Is low maintenance
- Is a great cook
- Doesn't point out my flaws
If you got plastic surgery, what would it be for?
- Tummy tuck
- Nose job
- Nether regions
- Chest area
You convinced the doorman to let you into a secure building. How did you do it?
- I showed some skin
- I impersonated one of the residents
- I slipped a 50
- I slipped a 10 - when he didn't take it, I threatened his family
- All it took was a hot dog
What kinds of shoes fill your shoe closet?
- Uhh... what shoe closet?
- Classy, sleek, stylish
- Every type, and lots of them
- A few cheap shoes
You found a song you really like. Now what?
- I illegally download the rest of the album
- I listen to it on loop for a week straight
- I share it on social media
- I share it with my significant other