What’s Your Horrible Clown Name?
A clown by any other name would smell… like greasepaint and self-loathing! Well, only some of them! Clowns get a bad rap because they’re either misunderstood artists or horribly terrifying! Let’s just say it’s tough to pin down, but not all clowns are good! So, take our quiz and find out which ruby-nosed miscreant you are!
Happy Clown, Sad Clown, or Evil Clown?
- Happy! I’m a clown!
- Sad. I’m a clown.
- Evil. Nuff said.
Are you irrationally terrified of clowns?
- No! Clowns are silly, happy funtime!
- A little. The squeaking and honking are a bit disconcerting.
- Damn right I am!
How many people have you fit into a car?
- More than five
- More than seven
- More than ten
- One. In the trunk.
Circus Clown, Clown-for-Hire, Geek, or (Eek!) Mime?
- Circus. I'm a pro!
- For hire. Easy money!
- Geek. Tough racket!
- Mime. And don’t you dare say I’m not a “real” clown!
Pick a balloon animal:
Your position on floppy shoes?
- They’re freakin’ hilarious
- They’re a menace!
- They make it hard to run from the cops
The older I get…
- The wiser I get
- The more jaded I get
- The angrier I get
- The less I give a crap