There is a man on the ledge of the roof of a tall building, about ready to jump. What do you do about it?
- Determine how fast he will fall, then time it.
- Push him over.
- Try to talk him into not doing it.
- Force him to not do it.
- Jump with him!
What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
- Make plans to take over the world...
- Break random windows.
- On the battlefield with the soldiers!
- See what paintballs do to different things.
- Going to the movies with friends.
Oh no! Godzilla is destroying the city and he's headed right for your place. He's going to eat you! What do you do?
- You grab everyone around you and run the other way!
- Think too long about different ways you could destroy him.
- You get all the weapons you can find and FIGHT!
- Tease and torture him, trying to get him to give up.
- Drop an anvil on his head.
Is the glass half empty or half full?
- That depends...hypothetically, it could be both.
- Empty...I drank it...what was it, anyway?
- If I'm winning, it's half full....if I'm losing, it's half empty.
- It's half full!
The Mayor has made a special honor for you. Why?
- Umm...I didn't kill anyone...
- In my efforts to destroy the world, I accidentally made it better.
- I stopped joking around for a day!
- I promoted equality and served criminals their justice!
- I started a volunteer effort in the city.
It's time for your favorite show to come on...but it isn't there! Oh no! How will you get by without watching it? You must do something!
- Create an episode yourself.
- Go down to the company's office and force them to air it.
- Prank call the company about it.
- Find a different show...you'll live.
- Write a threatening letter to the company.
What do you have going on a week from now?
- Vandalize houses.
- "Take Over The World!!"
- I have no clue...that's to far away to plan for!
- Fight Bad Guys...it never ends!
- Go to the movies with friends.
It's almost time for you to go to your first class for the day, but you can't! What is keeping you away?
- I'm not in the country right now.
- I'm sick...seriously!
- There are more interesting things to do.
- I've got a hangover!
- I'm too busy planning...planning...
Yay! You just won $500 in a contest! How are you going to spend the money?
- I'm taking all my friends out to eat at a nice restaurant! I'll figure out what to do with the rest later.
- Various ACME products.
- Booze...and other things...
- A weapon of mass destruction
- I'm buying a Glock...maybe a couple Uzis...possibly a rocket launcher...
When you hear the letters "bj" together, you immediately...
- go bungie jumping!
- go fight the villain Bloody John
- laugh a little
- Are kind of uneasy
- Look it up in the periodic table...
When people hear your name, the first thing that comes to their mind and they want to say is...
- Ah, yes, them...they are quite the hero!
- That is one CRAZY person!
- They are kind of stupid...but I don't know if they do it on purpose or not.
- I'm kind of scared of them...they have a weird laugh and always talk about taking over the world!
- That is my best friend!
Which one of the following game shows would you most likely lose on?
- The Moment of Truth
- The Singing Bee
- Deal or No Deal
- Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?