It's Monday morning and you're feeling particularly sleepy. Where were you over the weekend?
- A whirlwind of parties and bars
- At work putting in some extra hours
- At a political rally
- Hunting in the woods
Pick your favorite time of year:
Which is more important to you?
Choose a patriotic holiday:
- Independence Day
- Veteran's Day
- President's Day
- Any holiday when I get a day off work!
What are you doing at this year's 4th of July cook-out?
- Tending to the grill
- Arguing with my uncle about politics
- Indulging in a tasty adult beverage
- Hosting the event
Choose an admirable occupation:
Which beverage do you want to drink?
What do you do when you feel angry?
- Have a stiff drink
- Take a few deep breaths
- Go to the shooting range
- Go shopping
- I refuse to answer that question