Gotta ask: Were you in a clique in high school?
- I was more of a loner
- I went from group to group
- I hung out
- Yes, but I didn’t always like it
- I beat up cliques
What was the worst part of being a teenager?
- Peer pressure
- Trying to fit in
- The teasing and bullying
- Not being taken seriously
What’s your dating life like?
- I don’t really date… I graze
- I’m in a committed relationship
- I’m a serial monogamist
- I tolerate people, I don’t date them
Speaking of dating, when was the last time you thought about your first true love?
- Almost every day
- It’s been a long, long time
- I’m still with my first true love
- I’ll let you know when I find them
What’s your greatest fear?
- Getting old
- Being poor
- My own thoughts… scary
What’s your idea of a perfect vacation?
- Mountain cabin
- Flying the Millennium Falcon!
When you picture that vacation, are you alone?
- Of course. It wouldn’t be a vacation otherwise!
- No, I’m with my friends
- No, I’m with loved ones
- No, I’m with a bottle of tequila
How do you handle authority?
- Ummm… I somehow ended up in a position of authority
- Very carefully
- I deal with it, but I mumble under my breath a lot
- Not well, Jerk!
Choose your favorite cute baby animal!
- A bunny
- A panda
- A hedgehog
- A piglet
- A kitten
Finally: Hey, Ahab, can I bum my doobage?
- Only if you share
- Nope. It’s in Johnson’s underwear.
- What’s “doobage?”