When you enter a room:
- Everyone stops talking
- Everyone waves me over
- I try to go unnoticed
- I don't walk dear, I sail...
You're waiting tables and a customer stiffs you, how do you handle it?
- I follow them out of the restaurant and give them the what for
- I hope they'll be back so I can put something gross in their drink
- I get so mad I smack the wall and hurt my hand
- What's stiffed mean?
Your most likely reaction to going on a blind date is:
- Call me Lucky
- Is it me or is this getting a little weird?
- An intelligent date would see right through that
- Buy me a pitcher and you can kiss me on the lips
- Are you as turned on as I am?
Which of these characteristics would most people say you exhibit?
- Sexual magnetism
- A wicked sense of humor
- Who cares what they think?
How do you feel about young children in expensive restaurants?
- Check please
- No problem, as long as they have manners
- If you want to throw away money...
- Are they tasty?
Which of these makes you thirsty?
What's your management style?
- "Just do what I say, do it right, and don't ask stupid questions."
- "Okay, so I'm going to train you well and give you tons of support."
- "If you have fun, they'll have fun!"
- "You think anyone would let me be a manager?!"
You've considered becoming a vegan because:
- It's so healthy
- I can't stand that animals suffer
- To make this bod even better
- Why would I want to be from another planet?
Your best friend from childhood would describe your fashion sense as:
- Polyester fever
- Always a bit over the top
- Fuzzy and huggy
- Too tight
- I can't even spell fashun
What type of bar stool would you put in a man cave?
- The one that looks like my butt is in a bikini bottom
- A big hand
- Director's chair
- Old, metal tractor seat