In what category would you win an Oscar?
- Best Actor
- Best Supporting Actor
- Best Director
- Best Screenplay
- Best Wardrobe
- Best Animated Feature
What kind of movie would you star in?
- A comedy
- A western
- A gangster movie
- A sophisticated drama
- An adventure movie
As an old-school Hollywood star, which of these would you drive?
Your date is making eyes at someone else, what happens next?
- I ignore it and turn up the charm factor
- I acknowledge it and turn on the jealousy
- I start doing the same
- I excuse myself and go deck the "someone else" in the chops!
- I grab my date and lay a passionate kiss on them!
- Um... have you seen me? My date wouldn't be looking anywhere else!
Cocktail Hour! Pick your poison, bub!
- Bourbon, neat
- A dry martini with three olives
- Scotch rocks
- A Sidecar
- A Manhattan
- A beer
Someone has put a hit on you, how do you avoid getting got?
- I call them out for a fair fight
- I call them out into a carefully laid trap
- I get to them before they can get to me
- I follow the money
- I can talk my way out of it
- I run like hell!
Where do you like to find yourself when you wake up?
- In a five-star hotel
- In the arms of someone I love
- In the grip of someone I lust after
- In the comfort of my own bed
- In someplace other than jail
Do "real men" cry?
- Hell no, it's a sign of weakness!
- Yeah, but they should keep it private
- Only "fake men" don't!
Favorite U.S. city?
- New York City
- San Francisco
- Los Angeles
- Someplace that isn't those places
- Anyplace I haven't been!
Pick your scent!
- Brut... by Fabergé
- A body spray that smells like regret
- Sweat with a touch of manure