Which Classic Movie Gangster Are You?
Many of the greatest films ever made have been crime stories. More importantly, the characters from those films are indelible parts of our culture, and have been for nearly a century. So, let’s steal some time to take this quiz and find out which Classic Movie Gangster you are!
"Crime" offers a variety of employment options. What's your criminal specialty?
- Bank robbery
- I wet my beak in all of them
Successful gangsters know the value of teamwork. What kind of team do you want to be a part of?
- Huge crime syndicate
- Small crime family
- I just want a partner
- I'm a lone wolf
Deciding to become a gangster is not something you do overnight. Why did you turn to crime?
- I can't find a straight job
- I'm in big financial trouble
- It's the family business
- Honestly? I just like crime!
The cops toss you in to the slammer. You'd rather not stay. How do you plan to break out?
- Start a riot, slip out in the confusion
- Take a hostage
- Dig a tunnel
- Wait for my lawyers to get me out
Crooks launder money to hide it from the feds. What kind of business do you set up to be "legitimate"?
- Political "contributions"
- I'd just keep it under the mattress
After a long day planning a heist, you could use a good drink. What's on tap?
- Bottle of wine
- Bottle of whiskey
Being a gangster can get pretty stressful, what with it being illegal. Do you ever consider going "straight"?
- Yes. I want a better life.
- No. I really enjoy crime.
- Maybe. If I can get weekends off.