Have you ever performed at a talent show?
- Those always looked cool but I never participated
- I did but got booed off stage
- Yes, people loved me
Which of these insults do you hear the most?
- You're so immature!
- You're so selfish!
- You're so mean!
- You're so weird!
What's your favorite dessert?
- A second dinner
- Rum and Coke
Which time in your life was the most fun?
- HIgh school
- Just after getting married
- Just before getting married - right before everything went downhill
Have you ever been good at sports?
- I hate sports!
- I was an athlete in college
- I played a couple sports here and there
- I got kicked off the team for losing my temper too much
Are you a parent?
- I don't really like kids
- Yes, and I love it all the time!
- Yes, and I love it sometimes
- Maybe someday
- Not yet
Are you good with your hands?
- I'm good at breaking things
- I think I'm pretty good, but people disagree
- I like to tinker with things, but it only gets me in trouble
- Not at all
- I'm the king/queen of DIY
Have you been lucky in life?
- I've been blessed!
- Not so lucky in love
- I always seem to get in strange predicaments
- Mostly, but I can't seem to get the one thing I want the most
- My good luck gets me out of some weird jams
What is your relationship with Facebook?
- I hate it and never use it!
- I use it to post pictures of myself
- I have a habit of offending people with my posts
- It's ok
Who is your best friend?
- My spouse
- A friend I've known since childhood
- A friend who seems to constantly need my help
- A friend who I'm always getting into trouble with