To truly be Heavy Metal, a tune must..
- Be really, really fast
- Scare the listener
- Involve complex harmonies
- Have attitude
Style is important. Pick your outfit:
- Black jeans, black shirt
- Blue jeans, band shirt
- Faded jeans, muscle shirt
- Tight jeans, no shirt
- Ripped jeans, leather jacket
How would you describe your ideal riff?
- Fast as humanly possible
Killer set! You walk backstage and...
- Start practicing for the next gig
- Apologize to my fingers
- Sacrifice a live chicken
Band practice is going great, but it's time to break for lunch. What are you gonna eat?
- Something hearty
- Something spicy
- Something traditional
- Something fun
- There's no time for lunch. I must keep shredding!
- I think I'll just have a salad
You show up at the Headbangers' Halloween Haunt dressed as...
- A cowboy
- A pirate
- A wizard
- An alien
- I'm going as myself, I'm scary enough
Pick an axe:
You're on tour! How is the band getting from show-to-show?
- Pick-up truck
- Private Jet
- Whatever gets us there fastest
Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink... drink...