How tan are you?
- And age this skin?
- Healthy and no burning
- Not quite bacon
- George Hamilton tan
You're vacationing on a beach in Mexico, what's your favorite activity?
- Tanning and swimming
- Flirting with the cabana boy/girl
- Cliff diving
The cabana cutie says they're in love with you - how do you react?
- I get scared
- I say it back then worry about that
- Oh no you didn't
- Happens every day, but I don't take it seriously
- French onion dip
- Spinach dip
- Skip that, go straight to the real food
You like your salsa (condiment and dance)...
- Banana pepper hot
- Jalapeño pepper hot
- Serrano pepper hot
- So hot they haven't named it
Your BFF would say you drive like:
- Something scary is chasing me
- My grandmother
- A race car driver
- The way I was taught in high school
Rumor has it that the first thing you did after you were born was:
Your butt looks best in:
- My birthday suit
Something awesome just happened, you say:
- All of the above
Finish this phrase: "Beer and ________"
- Best friends
- Sports on TV
- More beer