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Let's say you're mixing it up with some big galoot, what's your signature move?
- Eye poke
- Ear twist
- Nose hook
We all know self-expression is important, how do you show your feelings?
- Generally, with a scowl
- Mostly by wheezing loudly
- With passive indignation
- By spinning around in circles and slapping my forehead
Pick your favorite!
- I'll have the chimp
- Set me up with a baboon
- Gorilla, please
- Mmmmm... orangutan
Now that you've picked one, what else would you like to pick?
- A scab
- My weapon
- My nose
- Your nose
Your friends describe you as ______
- Kind of an ass, and those are my friends!
- The creamy center
- A worrier
- A clown
Relationships can be hit or miss, what do you do when it's a miss?
- Realize I won't miss it
- I get hit a lot so I welcome the occasional miss
- Find another miss
- Hope the miss doesn't hit back
Would you consider yourself a leader or a follower?
- But what if everybody's walking in a circle?
- Depends, is someone chasing me?
- I looked behind me and no one is there, so I must be a leader!
- I oughtta lead my fist right into your kisser, knucklehead!
When was the last time you spent an extended amount of time with your family?
- It seems like it's been ages
- Are you kidding? I can't seem to get away from them!
If you were cast in a movie and couldn't be a Stooge, what would you want to play?
- A cowboy/girl
- A detective
- A sports hero
- A gangster
Finally, what flavor pie is your favorite... to smash into someone's face?
- Coconut Cream. A classic!
- Cherry. Effective and gross-looking!
- Pumpkin. Dense and painful!
- Apple. The All-American choice for pastry repurposing!