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A woman's purse has opened in the middle of the street, and she is busy trying to gather everything together. As you pull up in your car after a long day at work, you decide to...
- Jump out eagerly and help her.
- Wait in your car with the motor running until she has cleared out.
- Drive around the block a few times so she doesn't judge you for not helping.
- Drive on carefully around her, and maybe crush a lipstick or two.
- Honk continuously.
You see a guy in the produce aisle that you think you know. Suddenly it hits you--he used to beat you up every day in fourth grade! You...
- Ask him why he beat you up and try to get an apology out of him.
- Take a photo of him to show old friends how ugly he's become.
- Freak out and run away from him.
- Punch his lights out!
- Go introduce yourself so he can see how cool you turned out.
What's running through your head the morning of a big exam?
- Nothing; you like to keep your head clear.
- Some easy-listening music to get you in a good mood.
- Something with a heavy beat to get you pumped.
- A confused wash of equations and phrases from lecture.
- A silly mnemonic device or rhyme you invented.
From which of these reality shows would you be eliminated first?
- Big Brother
- American Idol
- The Apprentice
- Last Comic Standing
- Fear Factor
Your dream roommate is...
- Someone who hangs out and parties with you.
- No one--you prefer a single.
- Someone who leaves you alone.
- Someone who puts up with you.
- Someone who you can confide in.
How do you usually deal with solicitors who call your phone?
- Listen to their pitch--it could be interesting!
- Tell them sweetly to never call again.
- Tell them to get a real job.
- Hang up on them.
- Tell them to call back at a better time.
You walk into the shower room at the pool to discover that everyone is changing or walking around in the nude...and it's a coed pool! You...
- Tell everybody of the opposite sex to turn around.
- Stay in your swimsuit.
- Walk past and change in the bathroom stall.
- Hit on the cutest nudist.
- Chat it up with your naked neighbor while you undress.
Your car stalls on the freeway and everyone you know is asleep. You...
- Walk all the way home.
- Call everyone you know and hope someone wakes up.
- Call a cab.
- Sleep in your car until AAA arrives.
You have a huge test in the morning, but just as you close your eyes for bed, a big, loud party starts up right outside your window! You...
- Roll over and pull your covers over your head.
- Get up and put on your party clothes!
- Politely lean out your window and explain your problem to them. They'll understand.
- Throw something out your window at them and shout.
- Get up, go outside, and turn off their boombox. With your baseball bat.
When you see someone you're attracted to in a cafe, you...
- Keep on walking. Love is hopeless.
- Pretend to drop your fork or trip next to them to catch their attention.
- Tell them you are attracted to them. Hey, it's true.
- Is this seat taken?
- Get a table riiiiiiiight behind theirs. Maybe they can feel your breath when you exhale.
Your waiter gets you a Coke instead of the Diet Coke you ordered. To excuse himself, he gives you a free appetizer. You...
- Tip flat rate no matter what. Double the tax it is!
- Tip more than normal. A free appetizer definitely makes up for a little mishap.
- Tip less than normal. A mistake is a mistake.
- Negative cancels a positive. You tip what you would normally tip.
- None of the above.
You're in your room and you hear someone yell "Fire!" You also know that your neighbor is notorious for playing pranks. You...
- Knock on your neighbor's door and ask if it's for real.
- If there really is a fire you'll find out soon enough. Take no action and risk finding out the hard way.
- Call the cops directly. If there is no fire, your neighbor gets humiliated.
- Turn off your TV and listen for another cry for help.
- Turn up your TV. It's sure to be a false alarm.