How would you describe your love life?
If someone sends a shot to your table, it had better be ________.
Which of these saves your life on a regular basis?
- Ice cream
- My pet
- My jam... dude
You mistakenly order the wrong shot, what do you do?
- Ask the bartender to make a different one
- Ask the bartender what is in it. I have a nut allergy.
- Pound it. A shot's a shot.
- Give it to someone else
- Buy one for the bartender so I'm not flying solo
Ever done a "mat shot"?
- Hasn't everyone? It's rite of passage!
- I might have. I think I blocked it out.
- On a regular basis
- No. Freakin'. Way.
- What IS a mat shot?
What's your favorite kind of bar?
- A sports bar
- A dive with a great jukebox
- Someplace quiet
- Someplace crowded
- Any place with decent live music
When you go on vacation how do you decide where you'll go?
- I don't. I stay at home. In my pajamas. And eat pizza rolls.
- I go to the same place every year
- I go as far as my bank account will take me
- I research the interwebs
- I throw a dart at a map
When you are in the "I'm getting hammered" mode, how many shots will you do?
- One or two
- Two to five
- More than five
- It's Thursday?
- Popcorn or pretzels
- Artichoke dip
- Anything fried
- Those weird pickled eggs in the jar that never opens
Which of these is your greatest fear?
- Zombie clowns
- People who think zombie clowns are a thing