How would you describe your love life?
If someone sends a shot to your table, it had better be ________.
Which of these saves your life on a regular basis?
- Ice cream
- My pet
- My jam... dude
You mistakenly order the wrong shot, what do you do?
- Ask the bartender to make a different one
- Ask the bartender what is in it. I have a nut allergy.
- Pound it. A shot's a shot.
- Give it to someone else
- Buy one for the bartender so I'm not flying solo
Ever done a "mat shot"?
- Hasn't everyone? It's rite of passage!
- I might have. I think I blocked it out.
- On a regular basis
- No. Freakin'. Way.
- What IS a mat shot?
Pick a ride:
You win $100 playing the lottery, what do you?
- Buy more lottery tickets
- Donate it to charity
- Buy myself a present
- Put it in the bank
- Change it into pennies and make a really cool sculpture
When you are in the "I'm getting hammered" mode, how many shots will you do?
- One or two
- Two to five
- More than five
- It's Thursday?
When you go on vacation how do you decide where you'll go?
- I don't. I stay at home. In my pajamas. And eat pizza rolls.
- I go to the same place every year
- I go as far as my bank account will take me
- I research the interwebs
- I throw a dart at a map
What's your favorite kind of bar?
- A sports bar
- A dive with a great jukebox
- Someplace quiet
- Someplace crowded
- Any place with decent live music
Pick an anthem:
- "Hells Bells" by AC/DC
- "One Love" by Bob Marley
- "Lady Marmalade" by Mya, Pink, Lil' Kim, Missy Elliott
- "Fly Me to the Moon" by Frank Sinatra
- Popcorn or pretzels
- Artichoke dip
- Anything fried
- Those weird pickled eggs in the jar that never opens
Which of these is your greatest fear?
- Zombie clowns
- People who think zombie clowns are a thing
Pick a sport:
What's your morning usually like after a night of drinking?
- Painful, hangovers are the worst!
- Easy-breezy, I know my limits!
- Confusing, where am I and who is this sleeping next to me?!
Do you find trouble or does trouble usually find you?
- I'm always looking for a little "fun"
- Crazy things just seem to "happen" to me
Which cartoon character would you rather hang out with?
How would you rather drink?
- In my favorite jersey
- Dressed up for a night on the town
- Keeping it casual and low key
- Half naked on a beach in Mexico!
What's the most extreme thing you'd try?
- Dirt biking
- Go a week without internet... maybe
Pick a spirit animal:
We all know it's important to stay in shape, which exercise are you doing?
- Keg stands
What kind of music gets you in the mood to drink?
- Classic rock
- Music? I don't need music to get in the mood to drink
- A roller coaster
- A journey
Pick a spy:
- James Bond
- Jason Bourne
- Austin Powers
- Mrs. Smith
Which drinking game are you playing?
- Edward 40 hands
- King's cup
- Beer pong
- Strip poker