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What is your alcoholic beverage of choice?
- Beer or wine
- Whatever someone else is buying
- A fancy cocktail
- Hard liquor
Who is your favorite player on your roster?
- My first round draft pick.
- Someone I just picked up.
- The highest-ranked player on my team, according to the professionals.
- I don't know! That's what makes this so hard!
What do you never leave home without?
- Cell phone
- Purse or briefcase
- A picture of my significant other
- Business cards
You're looking to make a career change. What is your primary concern?
- I'd like to make my own schedule
- I want to make a lot of money
- I need good work/life balance
- I'd like some special perks, such as lots of vacation time or free lunch
You just won a big contest. What is the first thing you buy with your winnings?
- Something extravagant like jewelry or designer clothing
- A massage
- A round of drinks for my friends
- I don't need anything
Your nightmares most often involve...
- Public humiliation
- My childhood
- Familiy members
- A monster
What can you blame your bad season on?
- A bad draft order
- My own ignorance
Who is your best friend in The League?
- The waiver wire
- My all-star roster
- All the guys are like brothers to me
- I hate all these frittatas
What is your favorite football position?
- Running back
- Wide receiver
- Defensive end
The season is over and you've been named the winner of The Sacko. How do you feel?
- Like I was cheated out of a win
- At least I won something!