Do you think you could ever find love on a cruise ship?
- Maybe, anything is possible
- Nope. I'm way too picky
- Yes. In fact, I could probably find love in a hardware store!
Everyone has encountered the dreaded "angry customer", but on a cruise ship you're trapped with them! How would you deal with an angry passenger?
- I'd try to make them a happy passenger
- I'd give them lots of free drinks
- I would avoid them like the plague
- I would, of course, hand them off to someone else
What kind of cruise would you like to take?
- A Ted Cruz
What is your best trick for avoiding your boss?
- I AM the boss and avoiding myself is harder than you'd think
- I just keep my head down. No eye contact!
- I try to learn their schedule and make sure I am where they are not
- Never avoid, always befriend
If you could captain a sea vessel, what kind would it be?
- A state-of-the-art warship
- A luxury liner
- A yacht
- No question, a pirate ship!
OK, you're the captain! Now, pick a "Love Boat" guest-star you'd most like to dine with at the Captain's Table!
- Betty White
- The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
- Caitlyn Jenner
- Billy Crystal
- The fabulous Charo
When the Cruise Director asks you what you'd like to do, what do you say?
- I just want to relax
- I want to get a tan
- I want to make glorious mistakes
- I want to drink heavily
- I want to forget... everything
Oh, no! You've been dumped by your fiancee on your Wedding Cruise! What do you do?
- I think I pout. Followed by pouting. Then, more pouting.
- I try to get them back... in a good way
- I try to get them back... NOT in a good way
- I sue for false advertising! "Love Boat?" Yeah, not so much.
You're off duty and hitting the Acapulco Lounge, what's your poison?
- Something fruity... with an umbrella
- Something stiff and straight
- Something fiery and exotic
- Dom Perignon! You need to ask?
Holy crap! Due to a navigation error the boat has hit an iceberg! You spring into action and ________!
- Help evacuate the passengers
- Get the hell off the ship
- Do shots of tequila
- Go down with the ship
- Scream for help and run around frantically