What best describes the person you last went on a date with?
- Water hazard
What's your favorite golf "tee shirt" say?
- I like big putts and I cannot lie
- Live, love, golf
- It takes balls to golf like me
- May the course be with you
- Hit it, find it, hit it again
What would your BFF say your "game" is like?
- An approach putt - I approach, but...
- Below the hole - just not quite there...
- Depth charge - boom, done!
- Sand trap - they fall in and I've got 'em!
If you were a golf ball, which brand would you be?
Which Hollywood celebrity golfers would you like to hang with?
- Jack Wagner and Heather Locklear
- Samuel L. Jackson and his putter
- Hugh Grant and his flavor of the month
- Cheech Marin and his, well, cheech
Which of these golf lyrics makes you want to know the next line?
- Find the course, park in the back lot...
- They call it a wood, but there's no sign of logs...
- The drive felt long but the cart ride was brief...
- Sometimes a shot heads straight at someone's core...
When someone sits through a green light in front of you, which of these things would you like to yell at them?
- Get out of the way banana ball!
- Stupid cart jockey!
- Wake up and step on it, hacker!
- Move it, worm burner!
Which of these things would you most like to have in your garage?
What's your favorite thing about going to the country club?
- Beautiful people in short shorts
- The pool bar
- Driving golf carts through the woods
- They haven't let me back in for years
What golf club best describes your self discipline?