The 2020 Political Party Quiz! How Democrat/Republican Are You?
Uncover Your Political Persona!
By BrainFall Staff - Updated: April 2, 2024
Deciding which undead president to throw your support behind is no grave matter. Let's face it, we all want a leader with experience – and who has more experience than someone who has lived a little... beyond their expiration date? It's a choice that could haunt us for eternity, so we've got to pick someone we can trust to lead the hordes and not just any old stiff will do.
We're in dire need of a president with a bony hand to steer the ship – or rather, the ghostly galleon – in the right direction. This isn't just about picking the lesser of two evils; it's about choosing an undead visionary with a skull full of ghastly yet glorious plans for the afterlife. From vampiric vice-presidents to mummy policy makers, the choice is yours, and it's as weighty as a poltergeist's chains.
So, if you feel like you're in a cryptic conundrum over which of the cadaverous candidates deserves your vote, fear not! Our quiz at BrainFall is here to raise your spirits and help you decide which undead president should earn your spectral stamp of approval. Who knows, with your help, we might just have a leader who's truly a scream.
When we're talking about choosing an undead patron, it’s like picking between a grim lich for Student Body President or the charming vampire for Prom King. Each brings their own spooktacular perks and quirks to the table.
First up, let’s break it down:
Vampires: Always dapper and convincing; their charm is as potent as their bite. Your pact might involve less necrotic husk and more enchanting the living with that famous vampire charisma.
Liches: Masters of the arcane, they offer wizardly wisdom with a side of necrotic damage. Practically a walking library if that library could cast spells and plot for eternity.
Ghosts: Sneaky fellows, making us wizards of the stealth world. If you fancy a bit of haunting, they're your go-to specter.
Patron Type | Power Benefit | Survivability |
---|---|---|
Vampire | Charm & Elegance | Damage Resistance |
Lich | Arcane Knowledge | Immortality Hack |
Ghost | Stealth | Ethereal Sneaking |
Think of Form of Dread as their way of letting us borrow their "armor" for the night. And like picking between heavy plate or a stylish suit, it’s all about preference.
Now for the really fun part:
Our spell list gets an undead upgrade, too, sprinkled with just enough grave-touched grace or spirit projection power to make others pale in comparison.
In the end, it’s not just about who wears the crown—it's whether you prefer your reign with a touch of wisdom or a dash of whimsy. Will we align with Strahd von Zarovich’s calculating charm or Ankhtepot's ancient gravitas? Choose wisely, or whimsically, on our journey through Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft.
Step right up, brave souls and aspiring masters of the macabre! We're delving into the arcane annals of warlockery, where casting eldritch blast is as fundamental as breathing, and donning armor is a fashion statement of the supernaturally savvy. Welcome to a world where the dead presidents debate and the living need a hearty dose of gallows humor.
Forget pulling rabbits out of hats—in our league, we summon fiendish spirits with a snap of our fingers! With spells like phantasmal force, we can trick our foes into seeing their worst nightmares, turning the tide of any social undead uprising. Just imagine casting a spell with the grace of a guild artisan while your enemy believes they're being swallowed by a cloudkill illusion. Now that's what we call a political statement!
We warlocks don't just throw on any old robe and call it a day. Our apparel is an extension of our dark prowess. Spellcasting focuses like wands and orbs work double-duty as stylish accessories and potent sources of necrotic damage. The right armor amplifies our survivability while putting the 'haute' in 'haunt', and who could ignore the chic allure of a well-chosen pact boon? Whether you're team Pact of the Blade or Pact of the Tome, your look and lethality are inseparable.
What's a campaign without allies, right? Our mind-bending prowess shines with spells like charm and greater invisibility to sway the hearts of the living and manipulate the will of the spectral. Whether it's skulking through the backline or turning heads at the mall, our telekinetic control spells have more utility than a Swiss Army knife. Need to spice up a lackluster support rally at Ravenloft? Frighten the opposition with a well-placed frightened condition—it's like a wisdom saving throw for their campaign.
So join us as we embrace the dark and drown out the mundane with our captivating charisma and concentration. It's not about being evil; it's about having options. Information is power, and knowledge is as valuable as any divine smite. Warlocks possess both, after all, why else would we be the ones to consult Van Richten's guide to Ravenloft?
Ever go to the polls only to realize that the president you really want to vote for has been dead for years? Well, what if those dead presidents could return to walk the Earth and earn your support! Democracy is alive and well, so which undead president should get your vote? Take our quiz to find out!