Which Undead President Should You Support?
Ever go to the polls only to realize that the president you really want to vote for has been dead for years? Well, what if those dead presidents could return to walk the Earth and earn your support! Democracy is alive and well, so which undead president should get your vote? Take our quiz to find out!
Where do you fit on the undead political spectrum?
- Way to the left
- Left of center
- Right of center
- Way to the right
Not like the undead need it, but healthcare should be…
- Free! Get rid of those bloodsucking insurance companies!
- A partnership between business, government... and Nosferatu
- As private as a crypt.
We all know the undead love hearts and minds, but should the United States really be the world’s watchdog?
- Hell no! American Undead First!
- Only when American interests are at "stake"
- We should try to help all countries
- Yes! It’s our duty to spread democracy... and the Curse of the Mummy
Government should be...
- Our Daddy... and Mummy
- Strong, but flexible
- Small enough to drown in a bathtub
How concerned are you about the environment?
- Very! You'd have to be brainless not to be!
- It’s important, but not as important as the zombieconomy
- It’s somewhat important, but it's mostly a bunch of scary stories
- Not at all. We'll all be undead long before it's a real issue!
Which of these tax policies is closest to your unbeating heart?
- Government should provide a lot of services, so taxes should be high
- Tax the rich and spare the poor
- Lower everyone’s taxes like a coffin into the ground!
Which dead person would you most like to dine with... or on?
- Werewolfgang Mozart
- Ghoulysses S. Grant
- Zombea Arthur
- Frankenstein Sinatra
Zombies are flooding across the border! What do we do?
- We're a melting pot! We should welcome the zombies with open arms!
- Give them a path to citizenship... and brains!
- Deport them back to Zombieland!
- Build a HUGE wall and make the zombies pay for it!