Some poor stranger is taped to a flagpole. Do you help?
- I'll take a selfie with them
- They shouldn't have gotten themselves taped up in the first place
- Yes, and then file a report with the authorities
- Can't say I really care
Someone hurt a close friend. How do you get revenge?
- Confront them immediately
- Arrange a little meeting, and bring all of my friends with me
- Laugh it off and do something else
- Slowly but surely...
There's a mystery afoot! How do you hunt down the culprit?
- Follow protocol and be professional
- Bend some rules and do a lot of stalking
- Pay someone else to do it
- Brute force
Your friends are going somewhere dangerous. Are you worried?
- Ehh, they're adults
- Yes, and I make them text me every five minutes
- No, I wouldn't let them go if I didn't have faith they could pull through
You've been invited to a huge 09er party. Do you go?
- I'm not really a partier
- WOOOOOOOOO, YEAH
- Maybe. It could be interesting
- No way
Someone who has been crushing on you just awkwardly asked you out. How do you turn them down?
- I arrange a date and never show
- I chew them out. Why are they bothering me?
- I laugh and leave
How do you cheer yourself up when in a bad mood?
- Go absolutely crazy and have fun!
- Get some alone-time
- Hang out with a friend
- I just sulk
How important is justice to you?
- Everyone deserves justice, no matter what
- Life happens. People need to deal with it.
- You have to make your own justice
- Justice? Well, I get mad when people eat the last slice of cake. Does that count?
How do you relax?
- Go for a long drive
- Hang out with friends
- On a couch, in peace and quiet
Someone parked in your spot. You...
- Get them towed
- Ram them
- Park elsewhere
- Wait for them to come back and complain