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If the florist delivers to your door, they'd better be bringing...
- Lily of the Valley
- Chocolate and Champagne!
Look in the mirror much?
- I have one in every room
- Not if anyone is watching
- Of course, I mean, look at this
- Pleading the 5th...
Yep, this is your attitude:
- "I'm not good or real... I'm evil and imaginary."
- "Awww honey, I've got a fake laugh with your name all over it."
- "Pretend to care. Pretend to care"
- "They're just like you, only infinitely better."
- "You know how I know? Because I reallly think so."
Your dream bathroom contains:
- A television
- Real gold leaf fixtures
- Biggest spa tub ever
- Mirrors, lots of them
You want a truly noble profession; what would that be, exactly?
- And cut into my party time? Nothing's noble about that!
Now, this is an insult you could go for...
- I’m too tired to slap you
- I can tell you think what you’re saying is funny, but no
- You’re all boring and I’m fun
- Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh. That sounds like fun’… or ‘I love you’.
Thoughts about true love...
- Through thick and thin
- It's a headache
- My surgeon's on speed dial
- No need, right?
- The time will come
- I'll check out that aging gracefully thing first...
What's the best use of a potato?
- Mashed with gravy
- Baked with a steak
- Double-stuffed, but I dare not