Which tickles your fancy the most?
- Honorable actions
- A beautiful work of art
- A bit of hanky-panky.
Wow, the most beautiful person you've ever seen has just walked in the room and is now heading right toward you. You really hope he/she doesn't notice…
- How short you are
- How nervous you are
- Your body odor
- Your ring
Which of the following gets your mouth watering?
- A vegan buffet
- Cakes, cookies, and candies
- Turkey dinner
- Roast chicken with fried potatoes and onions
When you need to think, you often…
- Go for a long walk
- Retire to your bedroom
- Consult your favorite adviser
- Space out
Getting drunk is...
- A way of life
- A wasteful form of self-indulgence
- A way to warm up for the *real* partying
A loud, obnoxious man has just equated your intellect with that of a box of hammers. You...
- Engage in fisticuffs
- Turn the other cheek
- Wait outside and jump him with your friends
- Mercilessly spear him with your rapier-sharp wit
Which is the surest path to happiness?
- Living a virtuous life
- Fulfilling your destiny
- Work hard, play hard
- I haven't got that one figured out...
How can we improve society?
- By cultivating knowledge
- By first nurturing our soul
- By letting me fix everything
- Not sure.. but a wizard would probably be a big help
Finish the sentence: To me, science is...
- One of life's most worthy pursuits
- Truly inspiring
- A well of sound advice
- A real downer sometimes
Which of the following animals would you rather have as a pet?
- A dog
- A cat
- A horse
- A psychedelic toad