How Catty Are You?

How Catty Are You?

How Catty Are You?

Do you enjoy a good break-up? Do you delight in the misfortune of others? Do you find yourself sneering at happiness? Is schadenfreude a way of life rather than an unpronounceable German word? Then you might just be catty! How catty? Retract your claws, take our quiz, and find out!

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Question 1/10

“Does this make my butt look big?” You say:

“Relative to what?”
“No, you look great!”
“Not like… rhino big”
“Believe me, the world never has a problem seeing your butt”

Question 2/10

The arch-villain in your life (don’t lie, you have one) just broke-up with their significantly hot significant other. You say:

“Oh my god! Are you OK?”
“Hmm. That lasted a lot longer than I thought it would!”
“How did this happen? Oh wait. It’s you. That explains a lot.”
“So, you won’t get mad if I ask them out, right?”

Question 3/10

Your friend is showing off her engagement ring. You say:

“Congratulations! It’s beautiful!”
“Oh… how adorable! It’s so tiny!”
“Could you stop waving it around? It’s not a flag.”
“Where's the ring?”

Question 4/10

You’re watching the Academy Awards and Johnny Depp is dressed like… well… Johnny Depp. You say:

“Who cares? He’s hot!”
“He looks better than last year. It’s a start.”
“Why, Johnny? Why?”
“Are you seeing this? It’s like a cat pirate puked up a hairball of laundry!”

Question 5/10

Your best friend introduces you to their new piece of arm candy. You say:

“Is it true you guys met on match.com?”
“Really?”
“Mmmm. You smell like breakfast.”
“Pleased to meet you”

Question 6/10

You meet someone who is waaaay too nice. Like cloyingly sweet. You say:

“Seriously, Dorothy, Kansas is that way. And don’t forget your dog.”
“You are sooo nice! We are totally going to get along!”
“You are sooo nice! I just want to smother you with a Hello Kitty pillow!”
“Gotta go! I feel a diabetic coma coming on.”

Question 7/10

You get a promotion at work and your coworker doesn’t. You say:

“I can’t believe they didn’t promote you, too”
“Don’t be sad. I hear they’re firing you anyway!”
“Stop pouting! Why does this have to be about you?”
Nothing. I just point and laugh.

Question 8/10

The alarm clock just went off and your SO is sleeping next to you. You say:

"You're a hot mess, go take a shower."
"Time to get up!"
"Do I look like you in the morning?"
They look so peaceful, I can't wake them

Question 9/10

An acquaintance just lost a lot of weight. You say:

"About time."
"I bet they will just put it back on"
"I wonder how they did it so quickly?"
"Good for them!"

Question 10/10

You see a picture of an amazingly ugly baby on Facebook. You comment:

“Such beautiful....skin..."
“Adorbs”
“Wow. Just… wow.”
“Jeeze, call an exorcist.”

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