How Catty Are You?

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Question 1/10

“Does this make my butt look big?” You say:

  • “Relative to what?”
  • “No, you look great!”
  • “Not like… rhino big”
  • “Believe me, the world never has a problem seeing your butt”
Question 2/10

The arch-villain in your life (don’t lie, you have one) just broke-up with their significantly hot significant other. You say:

  • “Oh my god! Are you OK?”
  • “Hmm. That lasted a lot longer than I thought it would!”
  • “How did this happen? Oh wait. It’s you. That explains a lot.”
  • “So, you won’t get mad if I ask them out, right?”
Question 3/10

Your friend is showing off her engagement ring. You say:

  • “Congratulations! It’s beautiful!”
  • “Oh… how adorable! It’s so tiny!”
  • “Could you stop waving it around? It’s not a flag.”
  • “Where's the ring?”
Question 4/10

You’re watching the Academy Awards and Johnny Depp is dressed like… well… Johnny Depp. You say:

  • “Who cares? He’s hot!”
  • “He looks better than last year. It’s a start.”
  • “Why, Johnny? Why?”
  • “Are you seeing this? It’s like a cat pirate puked up a hairball of laundry!”
Question 5/10

Your best friend introduces you to their new piece of arm candy. You say:

  • “Is it true you guys met on match.com?”
  • “Really?”
  • “Mmmm. You smell like breakfast.”
  • “Pleased to meet you”
Question 6/10

You meet someone who is waaaay too nice. Like cloyingly sweet. You say:

  • “Seriously, Dorothy, Kansas is that way. And don’t forget your dog.”
  • “You are sooo nice! We are totally going to get along!”
  • “You are sooo nice! I just want to smother you with a Hello Kitty pillow!”
  • “Gotta go! I feel a diabetic coma coming on.”
Question 7/10

You get a promotion at work and your coworker doesn’t. You say:

  • “I can’t believe they didn’t promote you, too”
  • “Don’t be sad. I hear they’re firing you anyway!”
  • “Stop pouting! Why does this have to be about you?”
  • Nothing. I just point and laugh.
Question 8/10

The alarm clock just went off and your SO is sleeping next to you. You say:

  • "You're a hot mess, go take a shower."
  • "Time to get up!"
  • "Do I look like you in the morning?"
  • They look so peaceful, I can't wake them
Question 9/10

An acquaintance just lost a lot of weight. You say:

  • "About time."
  • "I bet they will just put it back on"
  • "I wonder how they did it so quickly?"
  • "Good for them!"
Question 10/10

You see a picture of an amazingly ugly baby on Facebook. You comment:

  • “Such beautiful....skin..."
  • “Adorbs”
  • “Wow. Just… wow.”
  • “Jeeze, call an exorcist.”
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