Which “Kill Bill” Assassin Are You?

By BrainFall Staff - Updated: April 1, 2024

Ever pondered which deadly assassin from the "Kill Bill" saga you’d be at a dinner party - you know, purely hypothetically? The iconic film series isn't just a wild, revenge-fueled roller coaster; it’s a treasure trove of distinct personalities, each with their own brand of lethal charm. Whether you wield a Hattori Hanzo sword with the poise of Beatrix Kiddo or strategize like the careful O-Ren Ishii, there’s a slice of assassin within us all.

Now's your chance to discover your inner assassin. It's time to put on your yellow tracksuit and take the “Which ‘Kill Bill’ Assassin Are You?” quiz. Are you ready to find out if your killer instincts match your favorite character, or will you be surprised by the result? Just remember not to take it too seriously – no need to start looking over your shoulder.

As you click through the choices, consider your affinity for samurai swords, your reaction to being double-crossed, and just how much you enjoy a good monologue. Each question is a step closer to determining your place within the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. So, ready, set, swipe – your codename awaits!

Meet the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

Before you uncover which assassin from Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill series aligns with your inner warrior, let's introduce you to the key players of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. This group of lethal assassins, each with a codename based on venomous snakes, used to be the closest of allies before a betrayal turned them into the Bride's worst enemies.

O-Ren Ishii: The Yakuza Queen of Tokyo

O-Ren Ishii, the former Cottonmouth, commands respect (and fear!) with her mastery in martial arts. Her reign over the Tokyo underworld isn't just for show; if your world is ruled by unshakeable determination and discipline, O-Ren's shadow might just be cast over you.

Vernita Green: Suburban Mom with a Lethal Jab

Once known as Copperhead, Vernita Green traded the assassin’s life for the seemingly quiet suburbs. But beware, her lethal skills are as sharp as ever. If your daily routine masks a killer instinct for vengeance, Vernita's story might strike close to home.

Elle Driver: The One-Eyed Sniper

The treacherous Elle Driver, or California Mountain Snake, is as vicious as they come. If you're one with ambition that could, quite literally, take someone's eye out, then Elle's ruthless methods might resonate with your cutthroat spirit.

Budd: The Deadly Bouncer

Disguised as a bouncer at a strip club, Budd once known as Sidewinder, has a down-to-earth facade that hides his dangerous past. Your laid-back vibe may carry echoes of Budd's, but don’t let that fool you—underneath could lurk a killer aptitude for survival.

Discover which of these venomous personalities you embody by taking the "Which 'Kill Bill' Assassin Are You?" quiz. Will you be the methodical Bill, the Snake Charmer himself, or perhaps even the vengeful Bride, codenamed Black Mamba? Only one way to find out!

The Bride's Path of Vengeance

Ever wake up from a long nap with an urge to take names and karate chop your way through a horde of enemies? No? Just The Bride, then. After a four-year coma, she’s making up for lost time with a vengeance... literally.

A Coma, A Wake-Up, and A Sword

You thought sleeping through your alarm was disorienting? Imagine The Bride's surprise when she wakes up from a coma on a mission. Swapping hospital gowns for a Hattori Hanzo katana, she embarks on an epic adventure—less hospital Jell-O, more martial arts showdowns.

• Coma: A bullet to the head would slow most, but not her.
• Wake-Up: Those responsible had better watch out.
• Sword: A symbol of her oath for revenge and a rather sharp accessory.

Slicing Through the Ranks: Kill List

Alright, nobody likes making to-do lists, but The Bride's got one you can't ignore. It's less 'buy milk, call mom' and more 'cross off the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad one by one.'

1. O-Ren Ishii (check)
2. Vernita Green (check)
3. Budd (incoming)
4. Elle Driver (watch your back)
5. Bill (grand finale)

Note: Achievements unlocked with a fearsome katana and a steely glare.

The Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves

So, you're in Tokyo, at the House of Blue Leaves. Pretty name for a not-so-pretty face-off. The Bride versus the Crazy 88—sounds like an unfair fight, but they’re not the ones with a Hattori Hanzo sword. It's less 'last call for alcohol' and more 'call for a medic.'

• Action: Wall-to-wall, epic fight sequences.
• Tokyo: A beautiful city for some not-so-friendly meetups.
• Crazy 88: Guess what? They're not even 88 of them. False advertising much?