Which Tropical Cocktail Are You?

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Question 1/9

Which of these is essential to a perfect beach?

  • Lots of stuff to do
  • Great food nearby
  • Hot sand and warm water
  • Must be empty
  • Must be dog friendly
Question 2/9

Besides the beach, where does your mind wander in the middle of a mind-numbing meeting?

  • To bed
  • To my schedule for the rest of the day
  • To songs I sing in my head
  • To what the other people in the room would look like naked
Question 3/9

What kind of place do you stay at when you feel the need for sand between your toes?

  • A tent or camper
  • A small, local hotel
  • One of those all-inclusive resorts
  • Place? All I need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz!
Question 4/9

Would you ever build a tiki bar in your house?

  • Maybe, as long as it wasn’t too tacky
  • Yes! The tackier the better!
  • Umm… no
  • Umm… I already have!
Question 5/9

Is being at the beach a prerequisite for ordering a tropical cocktail?

  • Yeah. Beach drinks have a time and place.
  • Depends on the drink
  • Hells no! Fruit me, bartender!
Question 6/9

Which song makes you smell suntan lotion and sea air… and booze?

  • “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett
  • “California Girls” by The Beach Boys
  • “California Gurls” by Katy Perry
  • “When The Sun Goes Down” by Kenny Chesney
  • “Summertime” by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
Question 7/9

How would you react if someone asked you out on a dinner date and then suggested that you split the bill?

  • It would be cool by me
  • I’d be kind of irritated
  • I’d be pissed
  • I’d have suggested it first
Question 8/9

There’s a movie out that you really want to see, but all of your friends are too busy to go with you. What do you do?

  • I wait it out until I can go with someone
  • I just go! More Skittles and popcorn for me!
  • I see if I can watch it online
Question 9/9

OK, so you dive under the waves and your bathing suit goes with them! Perfect. Now you’re naked. What do you do?

  • Desperately search for my suit
  • Ask someone if they would grab me a towel
  • Confidently show the world my naughty bits
  • Contemplate drowning myself out of embarrassment
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