How Long Would You Last In “Jurassic World”?

By BrainFall Staff - Updated: April 1, 2024

Imagine being dropped in the middle of Jurassic World, that thrilling island amusement park where prehistoric creatures roam and the line between thrilling adventure and becoming dino-snack is thinner than a velociraptor's patience. You fancy yourself a survival expert, boasting a skillset that could give even the seasoned Owen Grady a run for his money, but truth be told, you'd probably be more at home in a game of "Pin the Tail on the Triceratops" than in an actual raptor paddock.

With dinosaurs lurking around every fern, your wit, agility, and maybe your affinity for running zigzag could be put to the ultimate test. Sure, you can navigate a tricky office space with finesse, but how would you fare with a full-grown T-Rex hot on your heels? It's one thing to survive a particularly savage round of laser tag, but it's quite another to dodge the jaws of ancient alpha predators.

Your curiosity might get the better of you as you wonder how long you'd last among these majestic but utterly dangerous giants. Are you dino-chow by lunchtime, or the sly survivor finding sanctuary at the end of a thrilling day? If you're up for the challenge and a good chuckle, take this riveting Jurassic World survival quiz on Brainfall and find out if you'd outsmart the clever girl or end up as an addition to a carnivore's menu.

Survival Guide to Jurassic World

So, you've decided to test your luck in the ultimate dino-theme park? Brilliant! Before you start envisioning yourself as the next dino-whisperer, here are some insider tips to keep you from becoming a snack.

Know Your Dinos

Knowing your dinos is like having a cheat sheet in a pop quiz—you'll need it. Not all dinosaurs want to have you for lunch. Some, like the gentle Brachiosaurus, might just sneeze on you. But for others, like Velociraptors, you're the lunch. Those cunning beasts are smarter than they look, and remember, if you're in the kitchen and the cutlery starts to shake, it's too late for you.

Key Dino Facts:

• Velociraptors: Pack hunters. Pro-tip: They can open doors.
• T-Rex: If it's a Tyrannosaurus rex, don't move, don't blink, don't even breathe. They might see you...

The Main Attractions

The main attractions are where most of the action is, and by action, I mean potential running for your life.

Top Attractions:

• Indominus rex: It's like nature’s prototype for a perfect predator. If you see it, just run. Forget the selfies.
• Mosasaurus: The aquatic shows are splendid until you're part of the menu. Stay away from the edge!

Navigating Isla Nublar

Isla Nublar is a maze, and one wrong turn could get you face-to-face with a Nasutoceratops or, worse, the business end of an Allosaurus. Stick to the map, stay on the main paths, and whatever you do, if you see a herd of Gallimimus running your way, join them—they're probably running from something bigger.

Isla Nublar Travel Tips:

• Pteranodons: Beware the skies. You don't want a Pteranodon making a kite out of you.
• Safe Zones: Look for the emergency bunkers—they're your best bet when the dinosaurs go off-script.

Familiar Faces and New Frights

Think you'd last a minute in the treacherous jungles of "Jurassic World"? It's not just about outrunning dinosaurs; you've also got to navigate through a saga populated by the original dino-whisperers and fresh meat. Trust me, knowing who's who in the foliage can mean the difference between cruising in a Gyrosphere or becoming dino brunch.

Veteran Cast

Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum are back as the beloved trio from the original Jurassic Park. They bring a comfortingly familiar, albeit slightly older, presence to Jurassic World: Dominion. Joining them are Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) and Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard), reprising their roles from Jurassic World and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Betting on their survival? They've got experience on their side, but remember, comfort can lead to complacency.

Newcomers

Then there are the rookies. DeWanda Wise bursts onto the scene, and let's just say, her character isn't here to pet triceratops. The fresh faces join the franchise in Dominion, adding new skill sets and potential snack options for our reptilian friends. Keep an eye out; these newcomers might just have a few tricks up their sleeves, or they might end up being total dino chow.

The Formidable Foes

Let's talk scaley baddies. The evolution of villains has gone from the T-Rex in the first Jurassic Park to the terrifying Indoraptor in Fallen Kingdom. In Jurassic World: Dominion, you've got your work cut out for you with genetically tweaked dino-nightmares that make the old velociraptors look like geckos. Cloned dinosaurs with a bone to pick with humanity? Yeah, you'll need more than just running shoes.

Remember, if you fancy testing your dino-dodging skills, hop on over to Brainfall's quiz and see if you're more than just future fossil fuel.