Having trouble picking a name for your baby boy? We’ve got your back. Ditch the baby name book and take this quiz to pick the best name for your future bundle of joy!
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Question 1/10
The closest you can get to having a kid without HAVING a kid is getting a dog, right? Which breed do you choose?
Golden Retriever
Bloodhound
Jug
Bearded Collie
Question 2/10
If you have a son, you hope he grows up to be...
The founder of a tech startup
A businessman with a stable job
An athlete, preferably a star quarterback
The lord of his domain, who takes orders from no one and marches to the beat of his own drum
Question 3/10
The country you're most likely to visit on vacation is:
I don't really travel outside the country
Canada or Mexico
Somewhere in the UK
Nepal
Question 4/10
Which of the following baby food flavors would you reach for first at the grocery store? (If only they were real.)
Grits 'n gravy
Mutton and pheasant
Tofu and kombucha
Starbucks peppermint latte and blueberry scone
Question 5/10
Which important skill will you pass on to your son?
How to file taxes
How to fish with a shotgun and a bag of military surplus grenades
How to hold his alcohol
How to wear the same shirt over and over without stinking
Question 6/10
The music you're most likely to listen to at home is...
I can't tell you; then that band won't be cool anymore
Whatever's popular right now
Pan flutes and chanting
Question 7/10
The historical figure you admire most is:
It's a tie between Eberhard Anheuser and Adolphus Busch
King Richard the Lionheart
Stevie Nicks
FDR was the man
Question 8/10
How would you react if your son threw a fit at the store, begging you to buy him a toy?
I would tell him no. That's not the way you get what you want in life.
I would embarrass him publicly. He is a disgrace to my name!
Store? No, we live off the land.
A toy? Put that back and get a video game instead!
Question 9/10
What would you say to your son after getting into a fight at school?
Did you win?
Did you break your iPhone?
Here, put some organic cottonseed oil on that black eye, it will feel better in a jif
Are you OK?
Question 10/10
You just found $10K in the dumpster at work. Score! What do you buy?
I would put it into a college savings fund for my son
I think I could use another swimming pool made out of beer cans
Google Glass
The finest wine and an extravagant feast for all of my closest friends
