Which Fox News Anchor Are You?
Freedom and Democracy are hard enough to prop-up without the liberal media constantly trying to tear them down… and eat them… like kale! That’s why the culture warriors at Fox News are so very important! So, which one are you? Take our quiz to find out!
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Question 1/9
We report, you…
- Decide
- Bloviate
- Get angry
- Salute
Question 2/9
You’re going to the White House Correspondents' Dinner! What are you wearing?
- Stilettos
- A tux
- A gun
- A frown
Question 3/9
Which of these liberals would you most like to catch in a “gotcha moment”?
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Obama
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Nancy Pelosi
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Any Clinton
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Michael Moore
Question 4/9
What says “America” to you?
- Fireworks
- Apple pie
- Mom
- Cash money
Question 5/9
Which of these would you want to be named after you?
- A building
- A school
- A warship
- A kid
Question 6/9
Sundays are for…
- Rest
- Football
- Worship
- Family
Question 7/9
MSNBC is trying to hire you away from Fox for HUGE money! Do you do it?
- Hell no!
- Maybe
- Hell yes!
Question 8/9
After a day of dealing with pinheads, you need a stiff drink! What’ll you have?
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Beer
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Wine
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Scotch
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Martini
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Milk
Question 9/9
You’re about to enter the _______ Zone!
- Twilight
- No Spin
- Panic
- Righteous
