Which Fox News Anchor Are You?

Which Fox News Anchor Are You?

Which Fox News Anchor Are You?

Freedom and Democracy are hard enough to prop-up without the liberal media constantly trying to tear them down… and eat them… like kale! That’s why the culture warriors at Fox News are so very important! So, which one are you? Take our quiz to find out!

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Question 1/9

We report, you…

Decide
Bloviate

Get angry
Salute

Question 2/9

You’re going to the White House Correspondents' Dinner! What are you wearing?

Stilettos
A tux

A gun
A frown

Question 3/9

Which of these liberals would you most like to catch in a “gotcha moment”?

Obama
Nancy Pelosi

Any Clinton
Michael Moore

Question 4/9

What says “America” to you?

Fireworks
Apple pie

Mom
Cash money

Question 5/9

Which of these would you want to be named after you?

A building
A school

A warship
A kid

Question 6/9

Sundays are for…

Rest
Football

Worship
Family

Question 7/9

MSNBC is trying to hire you away from Fox for HUGE money! Do you do it?

Hell no!
Maybe

Hell yes!

Question 8/9

After a day of dealing with pinheads, you need a stiff drink! What’ll you have?

Beer
Wine

Scotch
Martini

Milk

Question 9/9

You’re about to enter the _______ Zone!

Twilight
No Spin

Panic
Righteous

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