Which “Magic Mike XXL” Dancer Are You?
There’s only one thing that you need in this world, what is it?
- A good friend
- A spiritual token
- A smart phone
- A camera
Some chump challenged you to a dance-off, how are you going to handle that?
- I say, “Bring it!”
- I hesitate, but accept the challenge
- I don't believe in competition
- I came to chill, so no way
You have to pick out a thong for your next performance, which one do you choose?
- It's gotta be shiny
- It just has to cover everything
- Something white and bright
You’re a sexy fire fighter saving a damsel in distress, just how do you save her?
- Fight fire with fire and rip off my shirt
- Pull out my axe
- Think first, act second
- Try a new untested method
- Grab a hose, obviously
What music gets you in the dancing mood?
- Slow, smooth R&B
- Industrial rock
- An indie slow jam
- An 80s ballad
- Bounce music
It’s your last time up on the stage, what are your plans for the future?
- Change the world
- Go find myself
- Find true love
- Perfect my skills and make a comeback
Your love is angry at you because you never spend any time together, how do you diffuse the situation?
- Crack a joke
- Promise to spend more time together
- Argue back
- Just walk away
You’ve lost all your rent money! What do you do?
- Make that money the only way I know how
- Grab a side job
- Don't stress it
- Ask a friend for help
- Hope the landlord understands
It’s vacation time! What do you do with your week off from work?
- Do a side job
- Spend it with the love of my life
- Lounge by the beach
- Travel and soak up some local culture
You want to spice things up, how do you do it?
- I put on some mood lighting
- Try something new
- What's wrong with how things are now?