Which Undead President Should You Support?

step
step
step
step
step
step
step
step

Question 1/8

Where do you fit on the undead political spectrum?

Way to the left
Left of center
Right of center
Way to the right

Question 2/8

Not like the undead need it, but healthcare should be…

Free! Get rid of those bloodsucking insurance companies!
A partnership between business, government... and Nosferatu
As private as a crypt.

Question 3/8

We all know the undead love hearts and minds, but should the United States really be the world’s watchdog?

Hell no! American Undead First!
Only when American interests are at "stake"
We should try to help all countries
Yes! It’s our duty to spread democracy... and the Curse of the Mummy

Question 4/8

Government should be...

Our Daddy... and Mummy
Strong, but flexible
Small enough to drown in a bathtub

Question 5/8

How concerned are you about the environment?

Very! You'd have to be brainless not to be!
It’s important, but not as important as the zombieconomy
It’s somewhat important, but it's mostly a bunch of scary stories
Not at all. We'll all be undead long before it's a real issue!

Question 6/8

Which of these tax policies is closest to your unbeating heart?

Government should provide a lot of services, so taxes should be high
Tax the rich and spare the poor
Lower everyone’s taxes like a coffin into the ground!

Question 7/8

Which dead person would you most like to dine with... or on?

Werewolfgang Mozart
Ghoulysses S. Grant
Zombea Arthur
Frankenstein Sinatra

Question 8/8

Zombies are flooding across the border! What do we do?

We're a melting pot! We should welcome the zombies with open arms!
Give them a path to citizenship... and brains!
Deport them back to Zombieland!
Build a HUGE wall and make the zombies pay for it!

Calculating Result...

Follow us for new quizzes!