Are You a Sandwich?

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Question 1/8

Have you ever opened the fridge and stared blankly at the jar of Mayo for more than 5 seconds?

Yes.
No.

Question 2/8

Have you ever walked by your neighborhood deli and felt a pang of unexplained guilt?

No, I'm pretty sure that was a pang of hunger.
Yes. I believe I have.

Question 3/8

When I say "slice", your first thought is:

Question 4/8

After a dip in the pool, which word best describes how you feel:

Refreshed.
Tired.
Invigorated.
Soggy.

Question 5/8

In your fridge, bottles of ketchup, mustard and/or mayo are:

Nonexistent.
Empty.
Full and ready for action.

Question 6/8

Have you ever considered the existence of "Sand Witches"?

Are you being serious right now.
Yes.
No.

Question 7/8

If your royal title was Lord Sandwich (not even kidding, Earl of Sandwich was real, Wikipedia it!), would you consider yourself lucky?

Heck yeah.
No.

Question 8/8

Last question! Should the BrainFall writer who suggested and wrote this quiz be fired?

Uh. Yeah.
Spare him!

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