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      How B*tchy Is Your Cat?

      How B*tchy Is Your Cat?
      Funny · Lifestyle · Pets & Animals · Trivia / IQ

      By BrainFall Staff - Updated: March 19, 2024

      Cats are notorious for their mysterious ways and their ability to throw shade like seasoned reality TV stars. But have you ever caught your purring pal looking at you with eyes that say, “I’m judging every life choice you’ve ever made”? Maybe you’ve seen that tail twitch that’s less of a happy wag and more of a “you’re on thin ice”? Wondering if your feline is just being frisky or if there’s some serious cattitude behind those whiskers? It’s time to get the scoop on just how moody your kitty can be.

      Surely, your little furball can’t be plotting your demise, right? Or perhaps they’re simply playing the classic “hard to get” with their undying love. Well, fret not! If you find yourself questioning where you stand on your cat’s friend-or-foe list, then put your worries to rest and let the “How B*tchy Is Your Cat?” quiz settle the score once and for all. This lighthearted interrogation promises to unravel the mystery of your cat’s sass level and might even help you understand what those purrs and hisses really mean.

      Whether your cat’s behavior is akin to a gentle breeze or a looming hurricane, this quiz will give you the insights you’ve been clawing for. So, grab your cat, brace yourself for some furry truth bombs, and let’s find out: How b*tchy is your cat, really?

      Why You Should Take This Quiz

      Curiosity killed the cat, but a quiz can only make your bond stronger! Ever wondered what level of sass your whiskered companion is channeling? It’s time to discover just how b*tchy your kitty might be!

      Taking this quiz is the purr-fect way to:

      • Understand your cat better: Your cat’s actions speak louder than its meows. Is it playing hard to get or just really not in the mood for cuddles?
      • Entertain yourself: Let’s face it, there’s nothing like a bit of feline drama to spice up your day!
      • Bond with other cat owners: Share your results and compare purr-sonality traits. Who knows, you might just join an elite club of b*tchy cat owners.

      Remember, every cat’s a character and this is all in good fun! So if you’re ready for a tail-waggingly good time, take the “How B*tchy Is Your Cat?” quiz. Who knows, you might just need to start saying ‘yes’ to your feline overlord more often!

      Ever wonder how your feline friend stacks up against the world’s bitchiest cats? Take the quiz to find out!

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      Question 1/10

      Are your early morning hours often disrupted by incessant meowing?

      • Like clockwork, *sigh*
      • Sometimes
      • Rarely
      • Never!
      Question 2/10

      You’ve just purchased a fantastic new scratching post for you kitty! What happens next?

      • Your cat puts it to good use!
      • Your cat completely ignores it, preferring its old, crappy scratching post instead.
      • Your cat protests its arrival by tearing up your couch.
      Question 3/10

      Does your cat frequently serve as an unwanted alarm clock by turning your face into a runway show?

      • Every... single... morning.
      • Yeah, it happens pretty often.
      • Sometimes.
      • Nope, my cat has manners!
      Question 4/10

      Is your cat determined to thrust its rear in your face whenever an opportunity presents itself?

      • All the time
      • Most of the time
      • Some of the time
      • Rarely/Never
      Question 5/10

      Do you feel near constant pressure to keep your cat’s litter box area cleaner than even your own bathroom for fear of the dreaded "thinking outside-the-box poop"?

      • Yes
      • No, my cat isn't quite that picky
      Question 6/10

      Imagine that you buy your cat a cheaper brand of cat food and don’t bother mixing it with the old food like the package suggests. What happens next?

      • Hunger strike!
      • My cat grudgingly accepts the new food
      • My cat happily gulps down the new food
      Question 7/10

      You come home and discover your cat perched upon the dining room table gently pawing at a cup of tea which is resting near the edge. What happens next?

      • Your cat doesn't ever knock things off the table... No worries!
      • You shoo the cat off the table! No worries!
      • You shoo the cat off the table, but not before the teacup and its contents hit the floor.
      • Your cat looks you straight in the eye while knocking the teacup on the floor, fully aware that you're absolutely helpless to prevent it.
      Question 8/10

      Does your cat ever spontaneously decide to pee/poop/vomit directly on your personal belongings?

      • Nope! Never!
      • Very rarely...
      • Yes, unfortunately
      • Spontaneously? No. This is how my cat punishes me...
      Question 9/10

      A friend arrives in your home. Where is the cat?

      • On the way to greet the friend!
      • Hiding under something.
      • Perched in plain sight, sizing up this "friend" with a look of pure disdain.
      • Planning a frontal assault.
      Question 10/10

      Does your cat suffer from Bitchy Resting Cat Face™?

      • YES!
      • Nope!
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