What Does Your Cat Think About You?
Say what you will about cats, they certainly seem to be a lot more complex than dogs, and we often feel a bit puzzled about their true motivations from time to time. Ever wonder what your cat *really* thinks about you? Take the quiz and find out!
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Question 1/9
You’ve returned home from a very long day of running errands. How does your cat greet you?
- A polite “meow” and perhaps a leg rub
- A whiny “meow” – any food?
- Sneak attack!
- My cat is probably hiding somewhere… I dunno!
Question 2/9
What voice do you use when speaking with your cat?
- A cutesy wootsy baby voice!
- My regular speaking voice
- I probably sound exasperated
- I don’t speak to my cat
Question 3/9
You’re sprawled out on the couch, watching your favorite show. What is your cat likely to be doing?
- Napping politely at my side
- Napping politely in my lap
- Attacking my feet
- Something else… somewhere I can’t see…
Question 4/9
Crap! You were so busy this week and you forgot to clean your cat’s litter box. What happens next?
- Poop happens. In all the wrong places!
- I’ve a feeling I may be punished in some way I can’t quite understand…
- Probably nothing too dramatic – my cat gives me a lot of leeway, actually!
Question 5/9
Does your cat ever leave you special presents? (For instance: A dead lizard.)
- Sure does…
- Nope
- Are you sure those are presents? They seem like warnings to me...
Question 6/9
You’re dead asleep on the bed, but your cat is dead set on waking you up. What happens next?
- Incessant meowing
- A leap on my chest, then a sniff of my cheek
- Multiple butt-to-face collisions
- My cat actually leaves me alone when I’m asleep
Question 7/9
Your cat is hacking up a furball on the kitchen floor. It does not look fun at all. Your thoughts?
- Serves it right for eating its own fur!
- Aww… poor thing! But that’s life for a cat!
- I’m totally gonna give it a kitty treat after this!
Question 8/9
Your cat is taking a nap in your seat on the couch. What happens when you wake it?
- First a stretch, then the belly will be presented for rubbing
- Pain happens. My pain.
- Obviously, I don’t wake it! I sit elsewhere!
Question 9/9
What’s the most annoying thing your cat does?
- Knocking things to the floor
- Rubbing itself on my things… like laptops that I am using!
- Refusing to eat food I bought for it
- Not pooping in the right place
- My cat doesn’t do anything to annoy me!
