Are you a loyal subject to your feline overlord or a defiant rebel? Take this quiz and find out how well your cat has you trained! It's early in the morning and Kitty is making bread on your face. Do you: Shove Kitty off the bed. Pet Kitty and go back to sleep. Get up and feed Kitty. How often do you change the litter box? Once a day. When it gets full. I send Kitty outside to do its business. I have an automatic litter box. It's feeding time! Where is Kitty? Ankle twining and meowing up a storm. On the counter, eating. In its respective feeding area. On the counter, staring at me to scoop its food. Speaking of food, what kind do you feed Kitty? Whatever's on sale. Some "gourmet" food. I make its food from scratch. Canned food. You're watching TV and the little sucker won't stop scratching at the closed bedroom door. What do you do? *Sigh* I give in, get up and open the door. Ignore the sucker. Throw my sock at it. Does your feline scratch the couch, bed, or carpet? No, I made a scratching post for Kitty - it only uses the post to scratch. Once in a while but Kitty stops when I yell. I need new furniture. You come home from work, your feline is: Laying on the couch, sleeping. Stretching and scratching at the scratching post. Waiting for me by the door. Meowing for food. It's time to go to bed but Kitty is fast asleep on your pillow. What do you do? Sleep around Kitty. Pick Kitty up and place it somewhere else. Sleep on the couch so I don't disturb Kitty. How did you celebrate Kitty's last birthday? I bought it a new cat tree and made a new scratching post. Bought some treats. Oh... I guess I never thought about Kitty's birthday. Finally! It's time to go on vacation. What happens to Kitty? I board Kitty at the vet. I hire a professional cat sitter to come to my house at least twice a day. I put out extra bowls of food and water - Kitty will be fine until I get back.