Just because you were born in the time of a Cancer doesn’t mean you are a full Cancer. So let’s find out your alignment with the zodiac, how much of a Cancer are you really? You have been described as... Defensive. Boastful. Creative. Moody. You call to wish your dad a happy birthday and he starts questioning you about your current job situation. You... Tear up but try not to let him know that he hurt my feelings. Laugh and remind him that he doesn't have a job. Think about a better way I can respond to him next time he asks. Hardly even notice small stuff like that. Let's talk about the place you call home I'm hardly ever there!. My place is cool - a little messy but it gets the job done. My spot is my safe haven - without cozy alone time I would go insane. I'm a total homebody. Think about your last relationship. Do you... That idiot?. Still miss my ex and wish things could have gone differently. Try not to look at their social media because it punches me in the gut. I've dated like 7 people this month alone. If you were stuck in an elevator with a group of strangers, you would be the one... Coaching them out of having a panic attack. Having a panic attack. Having a deep conversation in the corner about my childhood. Pounding on the walls screaming. You just got out of a speeding ticket. How did you do it? Flashed the cop, wink wink. Turned on the water works. The cop was my neighbor! I just made them some cookies last week. Sped off before they could even catch me. You feel guilty because... I never feel guilty. I lied to my friends to get out of going out so I could stay home and watch TV. I yelled at my mom. I hung out with my best friends ex. Again.. Do you worry about the future? At the moment I'm worried that I didn't buy enough mac and cheese. I wake up at night worrying about who I'm going to marry. Who doesn't?. I worry, but I don't really let it affect my mood. Your friend has been changing his mind about where you should eat for the past hour. You... Are silently staring at him with dagger eyes. Already ditched him to get food on my own. Keep throwing out suggestions. He's always pulling this annoying selfish stuff. The last emotional thing you experienced was... A dog food commercial. My niece being born last year. A Bruno Mars song. I was thrilled when my boss quit.