How Many Screws Do You Have Loose?
Do you or would you ever dress up your pets?
- What kind of weirdo lets their pets go around naked?
- Only for Halloween
What do you remember most from high school?
- Hanging out with friends
- College applications
- My awful English teacher
- The gremlins that lived in the drama storage room
When was the last time you had an imaginary friend?
- We split ways after high school
- My friends still visit me from time to time
- I've never had one
- We went our separate ways when I turned 10
Which of these animated characters do you relate to most?
- Lisa Simpson
- Fred Flintstone
- Bugs Bunny
- Rosie the Robot
How do you react when you hear your favorite song?
- I get up and dance!
- I tap my foot and sing along a little
- I imagine I'm the song's performer and I recreate the performance in my living room
Are people trying to poison you?
- All. The. Time.
- Maybe the owners of the house I egged last month
Who is your favorite superhero?
- Wonder Woman
- The Hulk
- Silver Surfer
Which of these exotic pets would you like to have?
- A leopard
- A cockatoo
- A Triceratops
- A boa constrictor
Have you ever contacted a celebrity?
- I write letters and send texts all the time
- A few times when I was younger
What do you think about aliens?
- I'm undecided, but it would be awesome if they were real
- They've been injecting me with a serum that collects human data
- I don't believe in them
- I've tried to reach out to them, but they don't ever reply